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showerthoughtsofficial:

When medication says “do not operate heavy machinery” they’re probably mainly referring to cars, but my mind always goes to forklift.

It has honestly never occurred to me that this warning was about cars and not construction equipment

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officialunitedstates:

i just saw someone with their blood type in their tumblr bio like what???  like the paramedics are gonna be like “quick check her tumblr account”

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